{"product_id":"50th-birthday-tapestry-authentic-50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-minimal-wall-decor","title":"50th Birthday Tapestry — \"Authentic 50 Years of Not Giving a Damn\" Minimal Wall Decor","description":"A clean, confident wall tapestry that speaks with dry wit. The minimalist white field puts the bold black text front and center: “AUTHENTIC 50 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN.” It hangs like a quiet declaration in a living room, home office, or entryway — a piece that makes visitors smile and reminds the owner to celebrate a life lived on their own terms. The lightweight polyester catches soft light and drapes smoothly against the wall, while hemmed edges keep the print sharp and the fabric tidy. Bring this tapestry into milestone gatherings, low-key birthday evenings, or casual get-togethers to set a relaxed, humorous tone without shouting for attention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester: durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for added durability and clean finish\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight and easy to hang, fold, or store\u003cbr\u003e- Available in multiple sizes to suit different wall spaces\u003cbr\u003e- Designed for adult use; blanks sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"26\" × 36\"","offer_id":51893233680516,"sku":"93178534015230270458","price":40.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/0587\/7636\/files\/4883227873389140582_2048.jpg?v=1779840347","url":"https:\/\/quietgroundsco.com\/products\/50th-birthday-tapestry-authentic-50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-minimal-wall-decor","provider":"Quiet Grounds Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}